Every now and again you get
You know, the once a month warrior who rides, USED to race.
He is a little fatter now and loves to relive his glory days
as a racer,
to you, the wrench.
Road types are
Yup, that is what you think it is.
Dude, is going to Sedona to rip it.
He wants to drop well over a hundred dollars in to this
That is full suspension glory.
All Hail the Y.
Wait, what in the holy hell is that?
Is that a towel zip tied to the handle bar?
As a crash pad?
I am just going to let the mental imagery of this guy
smashing his sternum
run completely amuck in my brain for a few hours.