You insult the hell out of someone when you hand them
a tire with SHIT on it,
you further that insult when
I have to change the damn tube inside said tire.
You are a fucking moron of epic proportions.
A fucking giant.
You are a full grown adult who cannot change a flat?
Who fucked your childhood?
You're probably one of those "gamer kids",
scared of the light and shit.
Grab a $7 set of levers and spend the next
ten minutes figuring out how they work.
Hell, youtube it you lazy bitch.
So I state "gross" rather loudly,
grab a pair of blue gloves.
Snap them on loudly.
and place the most expensive 16"
tube I have in your child's stroller wheel.
Tactically place the shit wheel facing you and ring you up.
And I watch.
As you touch shit.
But I am not done.
I must make you aware of your full douchebaggedness.
( Made that fucking word up just for the occasion )
"Hey, you might wanna be careful where you grab that."
"Because it is covered in fecal matter."
So have an nice lunch you poop toucher.
Want to figure out what's wrong with society?
Like nail it?
Wait tables, tend bar, or spin a wrench.
It is amazing that people can belittle one another in so many ways.
Do you really want to piss your server off before you order food?
But, yet you think it is ok to piss off the guy you are going to
pay to work on your bike?
the same bike you are going to win the
Tuesday night world championships on?
( Or your lame ass Sprint Tri?)