Step one:
Enter your local bike shop and saunter up to the wrench.
Wait until he/she is just about to spin a wrench and ask any of the following:
" did you watch it"
Uh, WTF are you talking about?
The porn link my buddy sent me?
A1?
or this:
"what do you think about Lance?"
I'll go with the Drunkcyclist.com on this one
Step two:
Proceed to ignore being ignored and continue to try to show the
crew you are in the know, and begin to bedazzle them with your personal insights into
wecouldgiveafucklesstoday.
Step three:
This one is simple.
yougetyourwankerassbeaten
with this:
It's nice as hell outside today,
go ride.
And keep you mouth shut about Doprah.
Some of us a nursing a two day bender...
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