Saturday, January 19, 2013

How to get the shit kicked outta you this weekend...

Step one:

Enter your local bike shop and saunter up to the wrench.
Wait until he/she is just about to spin a wrench and ask any of the following:

" did you watch it"

Uh, WTF are you talking about?
The porn link my buddy sent me?

or this:

"what do you think about Lance?"

I'll go with the on this one

Step two:

Proceed to ignore being ignored and continue to try to show the 
crew you are in the know, and begin to bedazzle them with your personal insights into

Step three:

This one is simple.

with this:

It's nice as hell outside today,

go ride.

And keep you mouth shut about Doprah.

Some of us a nursing a two day bender...

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