Typical shit for any wrench
or shop grom.
Yo, it's Monday so...
"What tires do you recommend?"
for the road these,
they are cheap,
they are flat protected,
and they ride surprisingly well.
"My friends told me I should use...."
"I read online that....was the tire to use"
So can I please have my five minutes back!
Seeing as you knew all the answers?
I make $X per hour no matter what the fuck I sell.
SO why the hell would I purposely waste my time,
AND NOT SELL YOU THE BEST TIRES I HAVE?
Contrary to your thought process,
I have a ton of other shit I
A. would rather do
B. needed to do
C. needed to do a day ago
So ask your friends to buy you tires.
And ask the goddamn internet to install your tires.
"What's better 26 or 29?"
It's sorta both.
Nitwits are now steadily trying to do the math on that.
Just know this.
If you ask me how light that is I will punch you in the nuts.
"Should I go tubeless?"
so here is your kit, here is a bunch of good luck,
and here are directions to the gas station air compressor.
take that shit outta here and really do it yourself.
Unless you meant...
"Can you convert these to tubeless FOR me?"
in which case sure.
Do every shop person
a tremendous favor.
Do not waste time on a Monday.
Shit gets hectic.
Remember the bike YOU rode all weekend?
The one you pulled from the rafters,
aired it up and took it out.
Everyone else knows their bike.
The one they did the same thing too,
also, needs a LOT of work.
And they are in line
( and apparently me)